While last night’s D&G flagship boutique opening was quite the shindig for all who attended, it was an even bigger deal for Paris Hilton, who was spotted chatting away with her ex-boyfriend Benji Madden all night.

Upon arriving, the “Hottie and the Nottie” starlet did her usual paparazzi pose-down before being greeted by the Good Charlotte rocker, who whisked her inside. She subsequently pulled him into a private corner so they could talk, and did her best to ward off any shutterbugs.

After grabbing drinks at the bar, Paris and Benji headed out to the smoking patio to chat some more, each of them oblivious to anything going on around them.

However, they both ended up leaving separately, with Benji heading out with his brother Joel and girlfriend Nicole Richie, while Paris hung with sister Nicky and her boyfriend David Katzenberg.

Kim Kardashian has a new calendar coming out for 2009, proving once again that being peed on can really pay off in spades for a girl. The calendar is chock full of Kim making “sexy poses” (re: finger in mouth and I-smell-a-fart-face) and lots of quaint seasonal folklore for each month of the year, like “Golden showers bring May flowers” and “March cums in like a lion and all over my face and then videotapes it to show all his friends.” It’s semi-pornographic and practical! That’s what we in the business like to call “a win-win.”

Heidi Klum is featured on the cover of the January 2009 issue of GQ Italy, and while she looks good, thanks vey much to the Photoshopping efforts of the editors, it's been a while since her hay-day. And just to point it out, we've also got Heidi's 2003 photoshoot from GQ Italy, including a ton of awesome outtakes. In fact, the outtakes are even better than the photos that made it into the magazine, but that's often the case. Oh, and back in 2003 we got a whole bunch of Heidi Klum topless pictures...

There's something about Carmen Electra dressed as a Playboy Bunny that is acully pretty damn sexy. Sure she's probably wearing more clothes in these pictures than she ever has before in her life, but that iconic outfit is just so sexy. Or maybe it's the fact that her boobs are pushed up so high it looks like they're about to strangle her. It's gotta be one of those.

So, I've pretty much gotten used to the fact that Hilary Duff is basically really hot, but it still kind of freaks me out every time. In a good way, though. Especially this time, because wow, does Hilary look good in the new issue of Maxim. We got legs. We got cleavage. What more do you want? Besides the obvious. Anyway, these are quite possibly the hottest Hilary Duff pictures we've ever seen, and I'm thinking she'll just get hotter. And hopeully next time she won't be wearing as much.

Oh my. Here's Jennifer Aniston nude in the new issue of GQ magazine. Obviously, the good stuff's covered up, but still. She looks pretty damn hot. Especially after all the Photoshopping. Maybe one day she'll actually show us everything, but I wouldn't hold my breath. Because then I'd die from suffocation. Because she's never going to get naked for real.

Oh, and supposedly Jen is talking more shit about Angelina in her interview, but you don't really care about that, do you? This chick should really just shut up and move on.